THE CONCISE EVIL BIBLE ON SALE FOR 69.69 SILVER COINS
THE HISTORY OF THE CREATION AS NARRATED BY AN UNREPENTANT MILANESE
© Paolo Bolzoni, 2026

This is a satire, nothing but a satire.
Any resemblance to facts really happened, and to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental, and it is the fruit of the author’s mind.

This satire includes transpositions of the song lyrics of Jesus Christ Superstar (“Heaven on Their Mind”, “King Herod's Song”, This Jesus Must Die”) all lyrics by Sir Tim Rice, music by Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, of “Ma che aspettate a batterci le mani” by Nobel Prize for Literature laureate Dario Fo, “Italians” by Cochi e Renato,  "Those Were the Days" by Boris Fomin, “Underneath the Mango Tree” by Monty Norman, “We Are the Champions” by Queen, “The Age of Aquarius”, Hair by Galt MacDermot.

I want to thank a very smart US lawyer for the valuable contribution to this satire.

LIBERTAS IVS 

CONCISE EVIL BIBLE 

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