STEAK PARTY ONE STEAK A DAY KEEPS FREEDOM AWAY © Paolo Bolzoni, May 2026 The Steak Party was a satirical Italian political party founded in 1951 by Florentine publisher Corrado Tedeschi. Considered a precursor to anti-politics, or the first Italian satirical party, the Steak Party participated in the 1953 Italian general elections, promising to provide a large steak to every citizen every day. It gained 4,305 valid votes, equivalent to 0.02% nationwide. REVIVAL OF THE STEAK PARTY On Sunday, 24 May 2026, President Trump, sitting on his massive gold toilette, announced the foundation of the Steak Party to give all white patriots back the glorious land of the old times gone. POLITICAL PROGRAMME "To be truly a steak, a steak must weigh at least 1 kilo gramme. If it weighs more than 1 kilo, so much the better. But no less than 1 kilo gramme, because otherwise it becomes a cutlet of cat and dogs meat for losers, and, therefore, the party would no longer be the Steak Party....
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SCHRÖDINGER'S EXPERIMENT WHERE IS DONALD J. TRUMP? © Paolo Bolzoni, May 2026 From a tale of quantum mechanics. In quantum mechanics, Erwin Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. Let’s make a thought experiment, err, a VERY REALISTIC EXPERIMENT! The scenario is often featured in debates among world leaders on the interpretations of quantum mechanics, particularly in situations involving a convicted felon who attempts to destroy the world’s order. In layman’s terms, Trump remains President until the world remains blind, or he is removed from office before. Trump is sitting on his massive gold toilette, locked up in his grand ballroom, along with a device secured against direct interference by the outside world. Outside the b...