STEAK PARTY
ONE STEAK A DAY KEEPS FREEDOM AWAY
© Paolo Bolzoni, May 2026

The Steak Party was a satirical Italian political party founded in 1951 by Florentine publisher Corrado Tedeschi.

Considered a precursor to anti-politics, or the first Italian satirical party, the Steak Party participated in the 1953 Italian general elections, promising to provide a large steak to every citizen every day.
It gained 4,305 valid votes, equivalent to 0.02% nationwide.

REVIVAL OF THE STEAK PARTY

On Sunday, 24 May 2026, President Trump, sitting on his massive gold toilette, announced the foundation of the Steak Party to give all white patriots back the glorious land of the old times gone.

POLITICAL PROGRAMME

"To be truly a steak, a steak must weigh at least 1 kilo gramme. If it weighs more than 1 kilo, so much the better. But no less than 1 kilo gramme, because otherwise it becomes a cutlet of cat and dogs meat for losers, and, therefore, the party would no longer be the Steak Party."

1. All white patriots will receive one steak a day, freshly butchered, and bleeding blood, with a large bucket of American buffalo chips. No more diets and limitations.

2. Leisure, little work, and lots of money for whites. Blacks and Latinos must replace all white patriots in manual work. The hallmark of the white patriot is hatred, and it is by exploiting this that we must survive.

3. Free medical care and medicines (bleach and hemlock) for Blacks, Democrats, and Latinos.

4. Three months of vacation guaranteed to every white patriot for assaults, riots, and hunting immigrants.

5. Maximum support to all games: assaults, cheats, lies, murders, and sexual abuse. 
Life is so short, and we know so little about its substance and purpose, that the most serious thing in life is play.

6. Continuous bingo and lotteries will cheer up the citizens of the 53 States; Cuba, Greenland, and Venezuela are annexed at this moment by Executive Order.

7. Variety circus troupes and Cabinet clowns will be highly honoured and rewarded with the Medal of Honour. It's time to put an end to the sacrifices and NATO missions! I shall start one war a day, and let others fight it. Let's laugh and stay healthy.

8. Abolition of all taxes for the members of my family, and selected white felons.

9. Referendums extended to all members of my family: we shall decide on the most important local and universal issues from time to time, replacing the antiquated and outdated Congress and Senate. Lies Social and X/Shitter will operate the mechanisms of science.

10. All current state employees will be sent into retirement in Florida swamps prisons.

11. School will be open only to all children of white patriots. Compulsory subjects are hatred, insurrection, lies, and violence. Science will be banned.

12. All libraries will be closed, and all books banned, with the sole exception of the the Evil Bible, written by me, the Greatest leader of the Universe.

13. Fox Crap News will provide universal education. All other radio and television channels will be banned.

14. Existing religions will be banned and replaced by the Universal Church of Donald Jesus.

15. New churches will be built for mystical worship. I appointed the Babylon Whore Paula White-Cain to Supreme Priestess. She will lead daily rites of macumba and voodoo, broadcasted live on world vision.

16. Building of deportation camps in every city and town. When all Blacks, Democrats, and Latinos are locked in, they will no longer be able to murder, rape, and steal. We must free humanity from the fear of dictatorship and confinement.

17. Abolishment of all political elections. My great white patriots have more urgent things to do other than wasting their time casting a ballot.

18. I shall command…

OOPS! LIVE BROADCAST CUT OFF.
THE REAL GOD HAD ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP. 

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